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		<title>Happy Hour: Seven Days of Daytona Series #5</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the first time in six seasons, NASCAR will be displaying a brand new television coverage layout for the upcoming 2007 Season.  After six years of FOX and NBC/TNT coverage, a new player arrives on the market in the form of ABC and its subsidiary, ESPN.  While ABC and the ESPN family of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For the first time in six seasons, NASCAR will be displaying a brand new television coverage layout for the upcoming 2007 Season.  After six years of FOX and NBC/TNT coverage, a new player arrives on the market in the form of ABC and its subsidiary, ESPN.  While ABC and the ESPN family of networks begin their coverage with the Busch Series race on Saturday, a lot of uncertainties about the quality of the broadcast teams arise.  ABC, despite a lengthy run as the home for the IndyCar Series, is just now getting back into the mix with its coverage deal with NASCAR, and time will only tell if Rusty Wallace has what it takes to make the transition from driver to commentator.  TNT, now replacing NBC as the sole home for NASCAR broadcasts, is also undergoing a major change after the recent passing of Benny Parsons, and time will tell there how that team is able to cope.  Thus, going into 2007, only one network broadcast team will remain intact - the NASCAR on FOX crew.  And since they&#8217;ll be covering this year&#8217;s Daytona 500 (and every Nextel Cup race through Dover in June), it&#8217;s time to start evaluating what the boys at FOX have to offer.</p>
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<h1><b>FOX Sports</b></h1>
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<h2>Mike Joy</h2>
<p>Due in part because of the stature and demeanor of his colleagues in the booth on Sundays, Mike Joy is often thought of as the â€œjuniorâ€ member of the commentary team (ie least experienced in NASCAR).  This is actually misleading, since Mike Joy has been associated with racing projects since the early 1970s.  A veteran commentator of Formula 1, CART, and Indy Racing, Mike Joy began covering NASCAR primarily in 1997, when CBS hired him to replace the legendary Ken Squier in the booth.  His credentials helped earn him a job at FOX Sports - first covering Formula 1 races with the network, then moving to NASCAR beginning in 2001.  Joy has since been apart of the core NASCAR on FOX crew.</p>
<p>Much like his cohorts, Mike Joy can sometimes be a polarizing personality on commentary.  A lot of fans respect Joy for his charismatic, yet more grounded approach to calling the race (a necessity, given his role as the lap-by-lap play man).  Mike Joy is much more professional sounding and less â€œcountryâ€ than Larry McReynolds or Darrell Waltrip.  At the same time, Joy is also viewed by some as the least entertaining of the three.  All three personalities in the booth (Joy, Waltrip, McReynolds) have their own euphemisms and catchphrases that they use during a broadcast, with D.W. and Larry McReynolds having far more memorable (and marketable) euphemisms than Mike Joy.  The general consensus amongst the fan base is Mike Joy is a solid rock to hold down his two excitable colleagues.  He probably has a 60-40% like to dislike ratio, which is probably higher today than it was seven years ago.  Personally, Mike Joy has grown on me over time, and is definitely in my top three commentators after the passing of Benny Parsons.  Let it not be said that Mike Joy cannot be entertaining to watch.  While he may not possess as much knowledge on the intricacies of the sport as his colleagues, Mike Joy can only better the viewing experience of a NASCAR broadcast on FOX. </p>
<p><b>Rating: 8</b></p>
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<h2>Larry McReynolds</h2>
<p>Larry McReynolds is to FOX Sports what Benny Parsons was to NBC/TNT - the â€œprofessorâ€ of the commentary team that would lend the perspective of a crew chief/car owner type.  While no one will ever touch the level that BP was at, Larry McReynolds as found his niche as the insightful co-conspirator with Waltrip in the booth.  McReynolds is much more excitable in the booth than Mike Joy is, though he falls short of Darrell Waltrip&#8217;s charisma, making for an interesting anchor between the two â€œpoles of the boothâ€.  Larry Mac made a name for himself as a crew chief for the late, great Dale Earnhardt, helping him to that elusive Daytona 500 victory in 1998.  More often than not, Larry McReynolds functions as the â€œengineerâ€ in the booth, describing technical terms and jargon while allowing Darrell Waltrip to focus more on the thought processes of the driver.  Both men can swap these roles at any time, although Larry is most comfortable when dissecting pit strategies and car modifications.</p>
<p>McReynolds is far more â€œSouthernâ€ than Mike Joy is, and thus draws the ire of new fans who dislike the Southern image held by NASCAR.  For most Southern-born fans, McReynolds is pretty popular, though he does have his share of critics (especially using humorous redneck jargon like â€œGit-R-Done!â€).  Much like Mike Joy, the general split seems to be roughly 60-40% on McReynolds, with more people liking him than disliking him.  Make no mistake, however: Larry McReynolds is far more insightful and talented on commentary than his more harsh critics are willing to admit. </p>
<p><b>Rating: 7.5</b></p>
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<h2>Darrell Waltrip</h2>
<p>Darrell Waltrip is probably the most polarizing figure on the entire crew, thanks in part to his legacy in the sport.  Will all due respect to Benny Parsons and Ned Jarrett, there has never been a commentator in NASCAR with the racing pedigree as Darrell Waltrip.  Compound this with the fact that Darrell was active as late as 2000, and you can easily see why the fan base would have varying degrees of love or dislike for him.  To his credit, Darrell Waltrip is far more gentle speaker in the booth than he was in his driving days, when he fully represented the nickname bestowed upon him by Cale Yarborough: Jaws.  Of all the folks employed by FOX to cover NASCAR, Darrell Waltrip is by far the most authentic holdover from the good ole days of the sport.  Born in Kentucky, D.W. has an unmistakable drawl and witty disposition that you either love or hate.  Half of the audience watching NASCAR on FOX dislikes the man, partially because of his easily excitable personality, partially because he spent so many years playing the villain of the sport (remember, he was the antithesis to everything that Dale Earnhardt represented in the 1970s and &#8217;80s).  I&#8217;ve always been a fan of Darrell Waltrip, so I&#8217;m already going to be biased towards him, but much of the criticism he receives (as is the case with Larry McReynolds) is unjustly received.  Some critics have accused him of playing favorites in the booth, especially with his brother, Michael Waltrip (they refer to the 2001 Daytona 500, in which Michael Waltrip won the race after leading in the last few laps).  This is nothing new to the sport, however - in the mid-1990s, Ned Jarrett (the father of current driver Dale Jarrett) was blatantly cheering <I>against</I> guys like Dale Earnhardt while Dale was running off multiple Daytona 500 victories.  Waltrip, meanwhile, does a great job keeping his personal feelings out of the booth in my opinion.  A good case to look at is the mini-feud that came about in 2004 between Tony Stewart and Darrell.  At no point did that â€œrivalryâ€ come to any type of negative disposition in the booth, and the two have since become friends again as a result.</p>
<p>Darrell Waltrip is everything that TNT&#8217;s Wally Dallenbach is not.  While Dallenbach attempts to force humor on the audience for entertainment&#8217;s sake, Darrell has a natural charisma that blends in well with the Southern roots of the sport.  This invariably chafes new fans the wrong way, but screw &#8216;em - they have no business sticking their dirty Yankee noses in where they don&#8217;t belong.  D.W. is both knowledgeable and witty, and the accent is a throwback to the days when stock cars ran at state fairs.  </p>
<p><b>Rating: 8</b></p>
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<h2>Pit Reporters</h2>
<p>Although 85% of the time sees (or hears, I guess) the Joy-McReynolds-Waltrip trio in the booth, an integral part of a racing broadcast on FOX or TNT is the use of pit reporters to give a heads up on the happenings of pit road, where strategies are formulated that determine the outcome of the race itself.  When NASCAR shopped itself out to FOX and NBC/TNT in 2001, the networks began picking up various personalities to help cover the action on pit road during the race.  Dick Berggren, Matt Yocum, and Steve Byrnes make up the primary core pit crew reporters for the FOX broadcasts.  Dick Berggren is probably the second greatest pit reporter in NASCAR history, behind ABC&#8217;s Dr. Jerry Punch.  Both Matt Yocum and Steve Byrnes are also well equipped with the clarity and knowledge to handle pit reporting duties.  Most importantly, all three have been around long enough to develop various relationships with the drivers, helping make interviews with racing personalities go much more seamlessly than they otherwise would.  FOX also has two good hosts in the form of Chris Myers and Jeff Hammond.  Myers is well educated in the duties bestowed upon the host of a major sports preview show, stemming from his work with MLB on FOX and the like.  Jeff Hammond, meanwhile is a less excitable version of Larry McReynolds, but he maintains the knowledge and dry humor that serves as a perfect compliment to D.W.&#8217;s excitable antics during the pre-race show.  In 2007, Krista Voda will join the crew and replace Jeanne Zelasko, thus eliminating the one glaring weakness of FOX&#8217;s pit reporting crew.</p>
<p><b>Rating: 9</b></p>
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<h2>Insight</h2>
<p>This is pretty much the nature of the beast with NASCAR&#8217;s popularity growth.  A lot of new fans, or long-time casual fans are going to need explanations for the various terms and jargon thrown about by drivers and crew chiefs.  This results in the need for continual explanations by the commentators and the pit reporters so that the average fan at home can keep up.  In this regard, FOX and TNT are both very adept at going through the various terms during a broadcast.  TNT&#8217;s major feature is the use of computer animated graphics that demonstrate literally what is going on.  Benny Parsons was the master at this, helping attribute to his position as the sport&#8217;s best color commentator.  FOX, meanwhile, uses computer models as well, though there major tool for explaining the nuances of the sport is a replica â€œcut-awayâ€ car, where Jeff Hammond can physically show the audience parts to the car whenever the need should arise to do so.  Both methods are extremely well worked by both networks, although some people prefer one method over the other and vice versa.  The only knock against the NASCAR on FOX crew is that their commentators are sometimes <I>too</I> well versed in the sport.  Occasionally, Darrell or Larry McReynolds will get so involved in describing situations on the track, that they throw out various terms that compound the situation for an audience at home trying to learn about bump drafting or slipstreams.  The TNT crew is not as bad about doing this as the FOX crew is, but it&#8217;s a minor quibble over a broadcast team that knows there stuff.  Rarely will you not come to understand some of the things that the guys in the booth are talking about. </p>
<p><b>Rating: 9</b></p>
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<h2>Entertainment</h2>
<p>In this area, FOX trumps just about any other racing broadcast around.  The fun begins in the pre-race show from the â€œHollywood Hotelâ€, as Jeff, Larry, D.W. and the others embark upon an often times affable quest to make bland drivers look funny.  This is really the strongest suit for the FOX guys, as they all maintain a sense of humor until its time to be more serious.  Unlike the TNT coverage, where audiences are bored to death by the deadpanning of Bill Weber and Wally Dallenbach, the FOX crew always has that ability to make a boring Sunday afternoon in California to be a little more bearable.</p>
<p><b>Rating: 10</b></p>
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<td colspan=2><FONT color=red FACE=ARIAL SIZE=2><B><center>Happy Hour&#8217;s Review of the FOX Sports Broadcast Team</b><center></td>
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<TR><TD><font color=black FACE=ARIAL SIZE=2><CENTER>CATEGORY <br />
</TD><TD ALIGN="CENTER"><font color=black FACE=ARIAL SIZE=2><CENTER>RATING<FONT COLOR=black FACE=ARIAL SIZE=1><CENTER>(OUT OF 10)</CENTER></font></font><font color="BLACK"><B></B></font></I></B></font></TD></TR> <br />
<TR><TD><font color=black FACE=ARIAL SIZE=2><CENTER><B>MIKE JOY</B></CENTER><TD ><font color=black FACE=ARIAL SIZE=2><CENTER>8</CENTER></font></TD></TR> <br />
<TR><TD><font color=black face=ARIAL SIZE=2><CENTER><B>LARRY MAC</B></CENTER><TD ><font color=black FACE=ARIAL SIZE=2><CENTER>7.5</CENTER></font></TD></TR> <br />
<TR><TD><font color=black FACE=ARIAL SIZE=2><CENTER><B>D.W.</B></CENTER><TD ><font color=black FACE=ARIAL SIZE=2><CENTER>8</CENTER></font></TD></TR> <br />
<TR><TD><font color=black FACE=ARIAL SIZE=2><CENTER><B>PIT REPORTERS<B></CENTER><TD><font color=black FACE=ARIAL SIZE=2><CENTER>9</CENTER></font></TD></TR> <br />
<TR><TD><font color=black FACE=ARIAL SIZE=2><CENTER><B>INSIGHT</B></CENTER><TD ><font color=black FACE=ARIAL SIZE=2><CENTER>9</CENTER></font></TD></TR><br />
<TR><TD><font color=black FACE=ARIAL SIZE=2><CENTER><B>ENTERTAINMENT</B></CENTER><TD ><font color=black FACE=ARIAL SIZE=2><CENTER>10</CENTER></font></TD></TR> <br />
<TR><TD><font color=black FACE=ARIAL SIZE=3><CENTER><B>OVERALL</B> <br />
</TD><TD ALIGN="CENTER"><font color=RED FACE=ARIAL SIZE=4><CENTER>8.5<FONT COLOR=black FACE=ARIAL SIZE=1><CENTER>(NOT AN AVERAGE)</CENTER></font></TABLE></center></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I touched on this a bit <a href=http://sports.insidepulse.com/articles/50462 class=sports>last week</a> and the Boston fans didn&#8217;t really appreciate it, but I have to expand on it.  The New York Yankees went into Fenway Park last Friday with a tenuous, at best, 1.5 game lead on the Boston Red Sox.  Four days and five games later, the Yankees left Boston for the West Coast leaving a shattered Red Sox team in their wake.  Not only did the Yankees walk into Boston and decimate the Red Sox, but the Yankees walked into Boston to remind the baseball world just who the f*ck they were.  They left a Red Sox team not only crushed out of the division (6.5 games back with six weeks to play) but pretty well crushed out of the wildcard race, too (5.5 games back against 2 teams who both are putting on a dogfight down the stretch and showing no signs of fading).</p>
<p>The Yankees have put up with, as they do every year, with people writing them off as soon as they fall under .500 or whenever they start to have injury troubles.  When Matsui and Sheff went down, they called for the end.  &#8220;Without those 200 runs, the Yankees are finished,&#8221; folks said.  Whenever Mariano blows a save, &#8220;has he lost it?&#8221; dominates the headlines.  The Yankees then proceeded to turn around and do what they do every year, much to everyone&#8217;s continued surprised, which is go down the August/September stretch playing what feels like .800 baseball.  The Braves used to do this, too, when half their team wasn&#8217;t on the DL.</p>
<p>The Yankees needed help at the trade deadline, and they got it by making two perfect trades.  They dumped a bunch of whatever and picked up a reasonable 4-starter in Corey Lidle, a great OBP guy to replace Gary Sheffield next year, and a defensive upgrade for Giambi&#8217;s first-base next season (who will DH until Sheffield comes back&#8230; if Sheff comes back).  Meanwhile, a few hundred miles away, the Red Sox, as they&#8217;re wont to do, completely froze at the deadline doing absolutely nothing to improve the team and, thus, sitting in the Yankees&#8217; dust yet again.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the funny thing.  Since Theo Epstein managed to put a team together to break the Curse 2 years ago, the Red Sox management quietly reverted to pre-2004 form, making bonehead move after bonehead move and sinking the organization slowly back into their pre-series doldrums.</p>
<p>Moving aside the brain fart that let the Yankees get A-Rod (which, yes, it was a bonehead move.  The Boston Media may be a group that revels in their collective misery, but had A-Rod come to them, he&#8217;d be THE guy on the team, not standing in the wrong position in the long shadow of the short stop), the Red Sox have really done nothing to improve their ballclub since 2004, but the collective euphoria of the Red Sox Nation have kept them from noticing.  I&#8217;m not sure if the team management took the opportunity to shed players and payroll because they knew they&#8217;d have <I>carte blanche</I> for a few years, or if they really thought all these moves were good.  Let&#8217;s take a quick look at their lineup and rotation from 2004.</p>
<p>Lineup:</p>
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<li>Johnny Damon</li>
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<li>Orlando Cabrera</li>
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<li>Manny Ramirez</li>
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<li>David Ortiz</li>
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<li>Kevin Millar</li>
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<li>Trot Nixon</li>
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<li>Bill Mueller</li>
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<li>Jason Varitek/Doug Mirabelli</li>
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<li>Mark Bellhorn</li>
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With Dave Roberts, and Gabe Kapler as their main bench guys.  Their rotation was:</p>
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<li>Curt Schilling (w/ Bloody Sock)</li>
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<li>Pedro Martinez (w/ Midget)</li>
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<li>Bronson Arroyo (w/ Dreadlocks)</li>
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<li>Tim Wakefield (w/ Dirty hat)</li>
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<li>Derek Lowe (w/ D-Lowe nickname)</li>
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<p>Again, there are email response rules to this column.  Well, one rule.  You are not allowed to email anything about the Red Sox salary woes.  Boston is not a small market.  While the Red Sox might not have Steinbrenner&#8217;s checkbook, they have options.</p>
<p><b><u>Five Moves of Doom (with apologies to Scott Keith)</b></u></p>
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<li><b>Pedro Martinez</b>: The bloodletting began when, fresh off a Game 3 win in the World Series, the Red Sox made their first patented &#8220;we know you meant a lot to the team, but here is our take it or leave it offer&#8221; to Pedro Martinez.  They offered him 3 years, Pedro wanted 4.  The Mets, in their bid to build a team that could actually make it into September playing meaningful games (which they still failed to do this year, but hey, I&#8217;ll take it) happily sold him their vision.  &#8220;Fragile&#8221; Pedro Martinez still made his 30 starts last season and went 15-8.  He&#8217;s spent two stints on the DL this season, but has still pitched well enough to even make next year a cause for concern.  The Sawks steadfastly refused to possibly eat the fourth year for three good years in the interim.  Problem is, do you know what I&#8217;ve noticed in recent years?  Pitchers over 30 seem to be more durable than pitchers under 30.  I have no idea why this is and it&#8217;s based on nothing but general observation, but it seems like the babied guys under 30 are the ones who are throwing their arms out every season, not the guys who have been at it for a while.  Does that mean that I think a diminutive Dominican Fireballer can keep it up after 40?  No, but I do think there&#8217;s something to be said for Jim Leyland&#8217;s theory of &#8220;they&#8217;re big boys.  I don&#8217;t want to kill them, but I&#8217;m not going to baby them either.&#8221;  Who did they replace him with?  A younger guy who equally loves the DL in Matt Clement.  This season?  While Pedro&#8217;s started 18 games and spent about 30 days on the DL, Clement has started 12 and has been on the DL since 6/15&#8230; their other big (pun possibly intended) signing, David Wells, has spent a good portion of this season on the DL.  They also lost Pedro&#8217;s Dwarf, which could not had boded well for the team&#8217;s karma.</li>
<li><b>Dave Roberts</b>: Possibly the most important stolen base in Red Sox franchise history.  Baseball-reference.com has a quote attributed to him: <I>Maury Wills once told me that there will come a point in my career when everyone in the ballpark will know that I have to steal a base, and I will steal that base. When I got out there, I knew that was what Maury Wills was talking about.</I>  With one stolen base, Roberts endeared himself to the entire city of Boston.  Maybe it&#8217;s not worth an enormous contract, but it&#8217;s certainly worth not being traded off 90 days after your World Series victory for three guys who already aren&#8217;t in the Red Sox system any more.  I don&#8217;t think Roberts would have demanded a nine-figure package, but a one-year deal to see what he could do probably wouldn&#8217;t have been a bad idea.  Sometimes, you have to make signings to please your fanbase and help your karma.  The Yankees call this the &#8220;Bernie Williams Rule&#8221; who is playing this year for no other reason than he wanted to play another year and Yankee fans would have been furious if management let him play for another team.</li>
<li><b>Edgar Renteria</b>: You know how Red Sox fans are kind of getting on the Yankee fans for booing the pants off A-Rod if he sneezes in the wrong direction?  One might want to remind them of their shortstop situation in the last few years.  After trading off Nomar Garciaparra after Boston and Sawk&#8217;s management turned on him, they replaced him with Pokey Reese in 2004 after the A-Rod deal fell through.  After Pokey, the Red Sox brought in Edgar Renteria as a free agent, who promptly responded by having an off-season&#8230; if by &#8220;off&#8221; you mean &#8220;exactly the same season he had in 2004.&#8221;  As Renteria did not come in and immediately become Nomar, the management mind-numbingly traded him to the Atlanta Braves for Andy Marte and tons of cash (<a href=http://mlbcontracts.blogspot.com/2005/01/atlanta-braves_15.html target=_new>Cot&#8217;s</a> says that the Sawks are paying 11 of the remaining 29 million left on Renteria&#8217;s contract) and replaced him with Alex Cora who is&#8230; NOT Edgar Renteria.  This move would have been the equivalent to the Mets trading off Carlos Beltran after his off season last year for Shawn Green, while agreeing to pay half of Beltran&#8217;s contract, while replacing him with Mike Cameron.</li>
<li><b>Bronson Arroyo</b>: OK, he&#8217;s certainly not as good as his first half record indicated, but he certainly wasn&#8217;t bad either.  On a roster that has longed for pitching all season, and has seen nearly every starter spend some time on the DL, the Red Sox traded off a guy who, while not a hall of famer, pitched very well against division opponents and usually managed to elevate his game when the situation warranted.  The Red Sox apparently noticed this in January of 2006 when they signed him to a three-year contract, then promptly forgot it when they sent him to Cincinnati for Wily Mo Pena and cash.  Wily Mo has turned in 11 homeruns and 38 RBI in 67 games.  One can argue the AL/NL nonsense but trading a pretty good pitcher for a pretty good outfielder is really dumb when your team has spent the year short on pitching.</li>
<li><b>Johnny Damon</b>: Remember what I said a little while ago about signing guys to make your fans happy?  Well, this is partly one of those.  Damon became the defacto face of the Red Sox during the 2004 run to the World Series.  He had basically become their Jeter&#8230; the guy people who don&#8217;t know anything about the team can identify.  Red Sox fans explain this as Damon being a greedy asshole.  Everyone with a brain explains this as Red Sox management being morons.  You take the guy who your fanbase loves and make him a half-hearted 3/30 offer, meanwhile, you&#8217;re actually negotiating with Coco Crisp.  The division rivals gives him what he wants&#8230; a fourth year.  No more money than you were offering really, but a fourth year.  The face of your franchise comes to you and gives you the opportunity to match the offer and you say no.  By doing this, you give your division rivals a replacement for their retiring centerfielder and a leadoff hitter that they didn&#8217;t have.  To replace him, you send Andy Marte (who you just got in the Renteria mess), to the Indians for Coco Crisp.  Meanwhile, you suck the heart out of your franchise.  Management tells you Crisp plans for the future.  Everyone else in the universe knows you&#8217;re going to get at least three more good years out of Damon with a 50/50 shot of having a good season in the fourth year.</li>
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<p>Without too much of a stretch, your 2006 Red Sox lineup could look something like this:</p>
<ol></p>
<li>Johnny Damon</li>
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<li>Edgar Renteria</li>
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<li>David Ortiz</li>
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<li>Manny Ramirez</li>
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<li>Kevin Youklis</li>
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<li>Mike Lowell (trade for him and Beckett still would have happened)</li>
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<li>Trot Nixon</li>
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<li>Mark Loretta (trade for Mirabelli still would have happened, and later tradeback)</li>
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<li>Jason Varitek/Doug Mirabelli</li>
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<p>With a rotation of:</p>
<ol></p>
<li>Curt Schilling</li>
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<li>Pedro Martinez</li>
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<li>Josh Beckett</li>
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<li>Tim Wakefield</li>
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<li>Bronson Arroyo</li>
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<p>With their upgraded closing situation&#8230; kind of deadly, don&#8217;t you think?</p>
<p>Do you want to know one of the primary reasons the Yankees are always good?  They continually bring the same nucleus of players and, once the fanbase falls in love with a player, he has a job forever.  Guys stay with the Yankees once they&#8217;re comfortable there and the Yankees will pay them through their free agency.  Take the Johnny Damon scenario above.  Do you think, when Derek Jeter&#8217;s contract comes up in 2010, there will be half-hearted offer by whoever is running the team at that particular moment, followed by complete disdain while the Red Sox make him a better offer?</p>
<p>Short answer, no.  Jeter will play his entire career for the Yankees, probably retiring in 2013 or 2014 while hordes of people try to convince anyone who will listen that he&#8217;ll only get into Cooperstown because he played for the Yankees, 3,000 hits or World Series rings be damned.  This is something the Yankees do that no other franchise really does.  Yes, some of it is because they are the only ones who can afford it, but that&#8217;s not the whole thing.  The Red Sox, Angels, Mets, and Dodgers can certainly afford to keep their free agents, but they rarely do.  If Mike Piazza had played for the Yankees instead of the Mets, he would not be Padre this year.  Do you know what other team does this?  The Braves.  They&#8217;ve had some success, too.</p>
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		<title>Theo&#8217;s The Real Reason The Sox Are In The ER</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Hevia</dc:creator>
		
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s no secret that I am a huge Yankee fan. Diehard, as they say, which is a stupid title in and of itself, but whatever. But I am here to make a plea to the good people of Boston and more specifically, Red Sox fans.</p>
<p>This season the Yankees lost a good portion of their team to injuries, including big injuries to big sluggers, Hideki Matsui and Gary Sheffield. There were immediately two things that people thought: A) They&#8217;re screwed, Bah-stun wins the pennant or B) They had more issues last year and still won the pennant.</p>
<p>The injuries kept piling up, taking out relievers and pitchers who have pitched in less games than I have been to during their contract. Yet the Yankees, with a group of youngsters thrown into the mix and some savvy trade deadline maneuvers, have run away with the division. That&#8217;s called gutting it out.</p>
<p>The other end of the Yankee bloodline is the Red Sox. They too, have been beset by injury. However, they have not adapted and overcome. They have become a shell of their former selves. Trading for Javy Lopez who, coincidentally, has caught less games over the past two years than I have been to, to replace Jason Varitek was just a dumb move. You never take a bat over defense, especially with Papi and Manny in the line-up.</p>
<p>Speaking of, Big Papi almost becomes Big Coronary. It seems like everyone in the Sawx locker room comes down with some sort of injury/illness&#8230;including cancer! All my best to Jon Lester. Baseball is one thing, but when a player is younger than me and that happens, you feel for him. Back on point: The Sox had the same myriad of injuries as the Yankees. But they should be able to pull through and make a run right? Of course! With Theo &#8220;Wunderkind&#8221; Epstein running the show and talking about the big prospects and future, they&#8217;re a call-up or so from spanking the Yankees&#8230;or not.</p>
<p>See, Boston dropped like a dancer in a Justin Timberlake video. Why did this happen? Because Theo is not the golden boy everyone thinks he is. That&#8217;s right. THEO EPSTEIN is not God. Let&#8217;s review the positives of Theo:</p>
<p>- Nomar Trade</p>
<p>- Getting Shilling</p>
<p>- Getting Foulke (AT THE TIME)</p>
<p>Now the negatives:</p>
<p>- Coco Crisp</p>
<p>- Getting Edgar Renteria instead of keeping Orlando Cabrera</p>
<p>- Getting rid of Edgar Renteria</p>
<p>- Pick your poison in the bullpen</p>
<p>Now that&#8217;s off the top of my head because I don&#8217;t feel like doing research.</p>
<p>So, with that, I make an open plea to the people in Boston, from Yawkey to Hahvahd Yahd: Do not give him a free pass. If you do, you will ruin your organization.</p>
<p>Time and time again, Theo has held back or made things too complicated in getting trades done to help your team. Abreu and Lidle? Could have been yours. It could&#8217;ve been the Yankees turning Jacobi Hospital into their new locker room. But it&#8217;s not. Theo is too busy trading players he doesn&#8217;t even have yet to sit down and figure out what is good for the team.</p>
<p>Yes, your front office is crazy too, but the buck has to stop here.</p>
<p>You see, Yankee fans DEMAND greatness. Brian Cashman knows this. So at the very least we get the playoffs, year in and year out. But we always have a player to blame for us losing. A-Rod, Unit, Jeff Weaver. NEVER can the blame be thrown at our GM or our owner. They put a product on the field that is capable of winning every day. The front office in Boston talks about the future in a place where it took 86 years to win a World Series. Patience isn&#8217;t a virtue in Boston. Patience represents failure. That, my loyal Sox fans, is what you are being sold. That is the inherent difference between our two clubs. We are sold greatness. You are sold failure. And for some strange reason, both of our ballparks are packed equally. How does that make sense?</p>
<p>Do something about it Sox fans! Take the pride you have and demand wins NOW! Prospects are just that until they get to big leagues. You never know what will happen. But you do know what you&#8217;re getting with proven people. It doesn&#8217;t take &#8220;Moneyball&#8221; to understand that.</p>
<p>So for now, enjoy the Pats and when you see Bobby Abreu drawing a walk that leads to a run that leads to another pinstriped ring, just remember that the great Theo is working hard to make sure you might win the division in 2012.</p>
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		<title>Farewell to a Legend</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[At long last the career of Andre Agassi has come to an end. It&#8217;s hard to parallel careers from era to era, but as far as the metal racquet era goes, Andre was the poster boy. One could argue with great success that Andre was able to hammer down the final nail in the coffin [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At long last the career of Andre Agassi has come to an end. It&#8217;s hard to parallel careers from era to era, but as far as the metal racquet era goes, Andre was the poster boy. One could argue with great success that Andre was able to hammer down the final nail in the coffin for serve and volley tennis. His success with his ground strokes inspired an entire generation of baseline players that we are seeing now. The style of play we see today is straight baseline, which has led to Andre having such tremendous success in the final part of his career. He was pretty much playing all these kids who are trying to imitate was he had been doing before their voices had lowered. He was able to keep in better shape than any of the young upstarts and able to stay at the top of the game. Consistent success at the age that Andre is will be hard for anyone else to achieve. But I&#8217;m just saying what everyone else has already said. I&#8217;m gonna rock out one of my classy top fives, with my top five Andre Agassi matches.</p>
<p><B>1. Andre Agassi v James Blake (US Open 2005)</b><br />
This match happened last year in the quarterfinals. It was such a great match that it made everyone else forget about Andre&#8217;s next match which was another five setter against Robby Ginepri. Blake and Andre had been the stories of the tourney and when they collided they more than delivered. It was an electric night, with tremendous tennis. Even though my man Blake went down, it&#8217;s still one of my favorite matches of all time.</p>
<p><b>2 &#038; 3 Andre Agassi v. Pete Sampras 2001 (Quarterfinals) 2002 (Finals)</b><br />
Poor Agassi lost both of these but they were instant classics. In 2001 Agassi didn&#8217;t lose a service game, but lost the match after losing three of the four tiebreakers. In 2002, it was a perfect ending for Pete Sampras. A perfect ending thanks Andre. Sampras was able to out duel the one person that had most rivaled him throughout his career. It was a great match with great emotion that had the crowd jumping sides like it was El Rio Grande (and before you go nuts &#8216;ese&#8217;, I&#8217;m Hispanic so I can make that joke).</p>
<p><B>4. Andre Agassi v Sebastian Grosjean (French Open)</b><br />
This match was great for me because it showed me that anyone can crumble with pressure, even Andre. Long story short, Andre was dominating at the French Open wining the first set 6-1. President Bill Clinton showed up, and Agassi proceeded to lose the next three sets 6-1 6-1 6-3.</p>
<p><b>5. Andre Agassi v. Noam Okun Legg Mason Tennis Classic 2002</b><br />
This was one match I got to see Andre live. My high school dubs partner scored some tickets and I got to see AA live with some prime seats. He spanked Okun 6-2 6-2, with his usual array of sick shots. He was smacking the ball that night and it was simply awesome.</p>
<p>Tennis is going to miss Andre Agassi but to be completely honest I&#8217;m glad that he is finally gone. Now the US fans can focus on more than just Andre. It&#8217;s time to move on and hopefully everyone can get a real grasp and appreciation for how good Roger Federer is; how much potential Rafael Nadal, at age 20, has; and the depth in Men&#8217;s tennis with a new generation of young players like Marcos Baghdatis, Andy Murray, Gael Monfils, Richard Gasquet that will be around for years to come.</p>
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		<title>NCAA Football Week 1 Roundup</title>
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		<dc:creator>Neil A. Bisman</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[After going 15-8 with the spread on the first full weekend of games (not including the yet to be completed FSU/Miami game) I was debating whether I should brag about the 15 wins or tackle my 8 losses. Obviously I decided to go with none of the above and chose to just discuss some Week [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After going 15-8 with the spread on the first full weekend of games (not including the yet to be completed FSU/Miami game) I was debating whether I should brag about the 15 wins or tackle my 8 losses. Obviously I decided to go with none of the above and chose to just discuss some Week 1 happenings (click <a href=http://sports.insidepulse.com/articles/50651 class=tailgate>here</a> where I posted my picks prior to the weekend&#8217;s games).</p>
<p>-Once again injury struck two key players during games that were already out of hand. Clemson LB Anthony Waters and Louisville RB Michael Bush both suffered season ending injuries and all but ended their team&#8217;s national title hopes. Clemson and Louisville were long shots but were both very capable of wreaking BCS havoc come bowl season.</p>
<p>-I&#8217;d say Texas coach Mack Brown made the right choice in going with Colt McCoy at quarterback. 12 of 19 for 178 yards and 3 touchdowns is a pretty nice way to start your college career.</p>
<p>-Arkansas has already seen enough of Robert Johnson and they are turning the quarterback job over to stud recruit Mitch Mustain. Johnson has since been moved from QB to WR.</p>
<p>-Can Florida follow Arkansas&#8217; lead and turn the quarterback job over to Tim Tebow already? If I have to watch an entire season of Leak well, I probably won&#8217;t make it through an entire season of watching Chris Leak.</p>
<p>-Granted it was only one game but Florida coach Urban Meyer must have been happy with what he saw from running back&#8217;s DeShawn Wynn and Kestahn Moore; but it was freshman WR Percy Harvin who led the Gators in rushing on the day with 4 carries for 58 yards.</p>
<p>-Speaking of Percy Harvin, it was only one game but I could not help but think how much he reminds me of a young Ted Ginn Jr. Ginn wasn&#8217;t too shabby himself this weekend catching for passes for 123 yards and 2 touchdowns.</p>
<p>-I think it&#8217;s safe to say all is well at USC again. JD Booty might not be the next Matt Leinart or Carson Palmer but if he can just keep being JD Booty, the Trojans should be okay.</p>
<p>-Of course I bashed the Notre Dame defense and they played absolutely fantastic in the win over Georgia Tech. When I was a freshman at the University of Cincinnati, Rick Minter was our head coach and led the Bearcats to the New Orleans Bowl. Minter is now the defensive coordinator at Notre Dame and looked a hell of a lot better concentrating on the defense than he did when having the entire game to worry about.</p>
<p>-So is Cal that bad or was their thrashing at the hands of Tennessee a fluke? I didn&#8217;t get to see this one due to being at the Florida/Southern Miss game which took place at the same time but from what I heard Cal was awful. Peaking up at the scoreboard every few minutes and seeing Tennessee&#8217;s lead getting bigger and bigger had to be the biggest shock of the weekend.</p>
<p>-People of Boulder, be patient! For those unaware, Dan Hawkins lost to Montana State at home in his debut as head coach of the University of Colorado. Hawkins did an outstanding job at Boise State and will be just fine with the Buffaloes. Give him time to get acclimated and get his players in the program and they&#8217;ll be Big 12 North champs in no time.</p>
<p>-Buffalo defeated Temple 9-3 in double overtime. I have nothing to add, just read that again. Worst game ever perhaps.</p>
<p>-Rutgers went into Chapel Hill and defeated UNC 21-16. As someone who lived in New York their whole life and had the &#8220;honor&#8221; of watching them in the mid-late 90&#8217;s, it&#8217;s hard not to pull for Greg Schiano and company. Rutgers might very well have the best running back tandem in America in Ray Rice and Brian Leonard.</p>
<p>-Maybe I am getting ahead of myself but if Louisville is unable to keep the ship afloat following the loss of Michael Bush, Rutgers could very well take 2nd place in the Big East. And there is a sentence I thought I would never type in my life.</p>
<p>I think I may have just left myself speechless in saying that Rutgers might finish 2nd in the Big East. That&#8217;s all for now. Enjoy Florida State at Miami, I know I will.</p>
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		<title>REAL Football Match Report: Brazil vs. Argentina</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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International Friendly: Brazil vs Argentina
Brazil (4-4-2): Gomes, Cicinho (Maicon 66), Lucio, Juan, Gilberto, Elano (Julio Baptista 73), Gilberto Silva, Edmilson (Cearense 69), Daniel Carvalho (Kaka 59), Fred (Vagner Love [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>American &#8220;football&#8221; (covered very nicely by our own <a href=http://sports.insidepulse.com/articles/50658 class=tailgate>Nick Pomazak</a>) starts up next week, but we all know you came here for some commentary on REAL football&#8230;</p>
<p><B><u>International Friendly: Brazil vs Argentina</u></b></p>
<p><B>Brazil</b> (4-4-2): Gomes, Cicinho (Maicon 66), Lucio, Juan, Gilberto, Elano (Julio Baptista 73), Gilberto Silva, Edmilson (Cearense 69), Daniel Carvalho (Kaka 59), Fred (Vagner Love 80), Robinho (Rafael Sobis 89).<br />
Subs Not Used: Fabio, Luisao, Alex, Marcelo.</p>
<p><b>Booked</b>: Gilberto, Elano, Robinho.</p>
<p><b>Goals</b>: Elano 3, 67, Kaka 89.</p>
<p><b>Argentina</b> (4-3-1-2): Abbondanzieri, Zabaleta, Coloccini, Milito, Rodriguez (Samuel 46), Gonzalez, Mascherano (Somoza 46), Bilos (Insua 72), Riquelme, Tevez (Aguero 66), Messi.<br />
Subs Not Used: Saviola, Franco, Ponzio, Fuentes.</p>
<p><b>Booked</b>: Riquelme, Milito, Aguero.</p>
<p><b>Attendance</b>: 59,032.</p>
<p><b>Referee</b>: S Bennett (Kent).</p>
<p><b>Man of the Match</b>: Robinho</p>
<p>Sunday saw Arsenal&#8217;s brand new Emirates&#8217; Stadium stage host to a prestige &#8220;friendly&#8221; between the two giants of South American football, Brazil and Argentina. Both sides entered the game in a transitional/rebuilding phase after both having disappointing World Cups. Argentina played some lovely football in the Group Stage and contested the match of the tournament against Mexico in the Second Round only to choke against hosts Germany in the Quarterfinals. Brazil had an even worse World Cup, with the pre-tournament hot favourites fail to justify the hype as they seemed content to just play over the top to the most ponderous Brazilian strike-force ever. Even this negative, lethargic football was enough to overcome such footballing giants as Japan, Croatia and Ghana until France did us all a favour and knocked them out in the Quarterfinals with Henry and Zidane giving the Brazilians a lesson in how to play the &#8220;beautiful game&#8221;. So with both teams nursing wounded prides and boasting brand new managers this game was promising to be a very competitive friendly.</p>
<p>The Brazilians as the score-line suggests were by far the most impressive team, although the margin of victory flatters them slightly. New coach Carlos Dunga has grasped many of the nettles that caused Brazil&#8217;s ridiculously talented squad to put in such ridiculously insipid performances in Germany. Gone were the old, over the hill full-backs and back were the speedier, younger, hungrier pair of Cichino and Gilberto who incidentally had been key members of the Brazilian team that destroyed all who got in their way during last year&#8217;s Confederations Cup. In the middle of the park the preference for reputation over form was scrapped, as Arsenal&#8217;s energetic holding midfielder Gilberto Sliva was preferred to Real Madrid&#8217;s Emerson whilst Kaka was shockingly left on the bench. However, the big chances were up front with the uncoordinated stiff that has assumed the identity of Adriano nowhere to be seen whilst Big Ron was kept from the pitch by a dodgy knee. Instead in Fred and Robinho, we got two forwards who can actually do more than simply stand on the 18yard line and shoot. Which was nice. However, the shocking news was that in Dunga there&#8217;s finally a Brazilian coach whose willing to look at players who ply their trade for Eastern European clubs with the likes of Elano, Cearense and Rafael Sobis all playing a part even if they play for decidedly unsexy clubs.</p>
<p>The effect of these changes was obvious to see. Brazil played with real power and urgency, with full commitment shown in their desire to get the ball back (something that is relatively rare even in good Brazilian sides) that only added to the potency of their counter-attacking play and the sheer muscular irresistibility of their forward play. The thing about good Brazilian sides isn&#8217;t that they technically wonderful or they string together a thousand passes effortlessly, no it&#8217;s that they play the game with such power and pace that they are simply irresistible, to use the old clichÃƒÂ© they do all the simple things well. That was what Brazil were like against Argentina, with strong running from defence and midfield as the Brazilians always sought to move the ball forward and create another attacking opportunity. There was a dynamism and purpose to their play that was sorely lacking at the World Cup. At the centre of it all was the talismanic Robinho who was behind much of the best of Brazil&#8217;s attacking play with him playing a key role in the first two Brazilian goals and having some superb chances of his own, particularly a surging run into the penalty box in the 29th and hellacious 66th minute strike from distance that if it had been going anywhere except straight at the goalkeeper would have been a goal.</p>
<p>Argentina&#8217;s Alfio Basile had gone into game saying he would only be satisfied with a 4-0 victory and he certainly never looked close to getting his wish. The reason was partly because of the Brazilian performance, partly due to poor team selection and partly down to sheer bad luck. The problems with his team selection was simple, Messi and Tevez cannot play together and if he has any sense this experiment won&#8217;t be repeated. Nothing against either player, but to play two midgets upfront is just gifting the opposition&#8217;s defence 9 out of 10 of all aerial battles, which means most crosses or long passes will be wasted. Because of their strikers&#8217; inability to win the aerial battle against Juan and Lucio Argentina were especially reliant on Riquelme to use his position behind the two strikers to put the passes to feet and through balls that could expose the Brazilian defence. Sadly Riquelme was having one of his off days, with the temperamental playmaker seemingly not interested in the game. The result was that Argentina really struggled to make the most of their possession and find the final ball from midfield to create a proper goal scoring chance because nothing was on through the middle due the Riquelmes&#8217;s off day and nothing was on from the wings due to their striker&#8217;s being wee fellas (to be fair Tevez is a good header of the ball, but someone of his side is rarely going to score with his hide and even less so if he&#8217;s playing alongside someone who isn&#8217;t an aerial threat).</p>
<p>The bad luck came from some missed chances and key decisions that didn&#8217;t go Argentina&#8217;s way. After a pretty poor first half performance they came back for the second half playing a far more aggressive, pressing game and showed more attacking penetration in the first 20mins of the second half then they had the entirety of the first half. On the 57th minute Messi played a gorgeous ball to Gonzales who (inside the Brazilian penalty box) did a pitch-perfect backheel to Zabaleta who sadly couldn&#8217;t get his far post strike on target or to deflect off Cichino (who did very well to avoid putting the bull into his own net). In the 61st minute they should have had a penalty when Zabaleta snap shot from a poor clearance was blocked by Gliberto&#8217;s raised hand. Indeed Tevez could easily have dragged his foot over Gilberto&#8217;s leg in the 64th minute to gain a penalty. Instead after 20minutes of it being all Argentina, with Brazil firmly encamped in their own half when some tidy exchanges on the edge of the Argentine penalty box between Kaka, Robinho and Elano saw Elano bag his second with a sharp strike across the goal.</p>
<p>With that the game ended as contest with numerous substitutions sapping the game of its vitality and shape, still 70 minutes of top quality, competitive football is above average for international friendlies these days. Still there was time for the game to get a tad nasty with some handbags-at-dawn tackles towards the end that in a competitive game would&#8217;ve been punished with a red card and there was also time for substitute Kaka to give Dunga the sign he had asked for as he topped a fabulous run from inside his own half to score a fabulous goal to put the stamp on what turned out to be a thumping win for Brazil. All in all, a very good game of football with Brazil putting in a better, more energetic performance than at any game during the World Cup.</p>
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		<title>Handicapped Spaces: Week 2</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, I know, it&#8217;s week two and there was no picks column from week one.  I blame Daniels for not thinking of this in time.  Either way, over the next 16 weeks the good folks here at IP have entrusted me, Mike Hulse, with picking every single NFL game.  My qualifications for this?  Nothing at all, besides a foolish belief that I can outpick Vegas.  I do have a couple of guidelines that I hope to follow, but even I can get sucked into hype from time to time.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll be picking both winners and picking against the spread for you, so don&#8217;t fret if your office pool doesn&#8217;t go by the spread or anything.  You should fret if you&#8217;re relying on a novice like me to help you, but hey, you could do worse.  Anyway, I&#8217;m rambling.  On with the show.</p>
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(Home team in CAPS)</p>
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<b>NY Giants vs. PHILADELPHIA</b> (-3.5)</p>
<p>For the record, I&#8217;m a die hard Giants fan.  I make no excuses for this.  I refuse to act neutral.  I love the Giants, and I feel like they&#8217;re very under the radar.  Even in their loss last Sunday against Indy, the Giants looked good.  They abused Indy with the run and stayed right with a team that everyone is (once again) picking to win a Super Bowl.  The Eagles also looked excellent&#8230;against Houston.  This game is always a war, and this week will be no different.  I&#8217;m picking the Giants to win outright, so you better take the points.</p>
<p><b>Outright winner:  NYG<br />
Winner against the spread:  NYG</b></p>
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<b>Detroit vs. CHICAGO</b> (-8.5)</p>
<p>The Bears looked absolutely great last week in Green Bay, shutting out the pack in their house.  However, the vaunted Seahawks won a 9-6 shootout in Detroit.  If I had to pick which team looked better, I&#8217;d actually say I was more impressed with the Lions shutting down Seattle than the Bears thumping an inferior team.  However, that Chicago D isn&#8217;t going to let a whole lot of points up against an offense featuring Jon Kitna under center.  I do think this is going to be low scoring, and I&#8217;m taking the points, but Chicago should win the game.</p>
<p><b>Outright winner:  CHI<br />
Winner against the spread:  DET</b></p>
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GREEN BAY vs. New Orleans (-1.5)</p>
<p>The Packers are abominable.  It may be heresy to say it, but Brett Favre is about done.  They have no line, they have no defense, they have marginal skill players, and that&#8217;s about it.  They&#8217;re going to get some very friendly lines when they&#8217;re home because people still believe in the Lambeau Mystique.  I don&#8217;t buy it, and I plan on taking advantage of it when it happens.  This is a joke of a line, because while the Saints aren&#8217;t exactly world class, they&#8217;re a much better team, and their explosive offense is going to shred the Pack up.  Lay the points, NO walks outright.</p>
<p><b>Outright Winner:  NO<br />
Against the spread:  NO</b></p>
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<b>MINNESOTA vs. Carolina</b> (-2.5)</p>
<p>I refuse to even touch this game until I know if Steve Smith is going to suit up.  He makes such a huge difference on the field that without him, Carolina could get steamrolled on the road.  Of course, if he plays, he&#8217;s angry, and when he&#8217;s angry, he doesn&#8217;t get stopped.  Ever.  I can&#8217;t wait any longer, Smith is Questionable (the NFL&#8217;s version of 50/50).  I will say that Minnesota is still underrated, they just impressed me with a gritty win on the road in Washington, holding that offense down all night.  Steve Hutchinson is a difference maker on the line, and Brad Johnson just wins.  I&#8217;ll take the Vikes and the points.</p>
<p><b>Outright:  MIN<br />
Against the Spread:  MIN</b></p>
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<b>Tampa Bay vs. ATLANTA</b> (-5.5)</p>
<p>Tampa looked awful against Baltimore, but I think they&#8217;re better than they showed.  Baltimore&#8217;s defense is a monolith again and they kept the Bucs off balance all day.  They should bounce back.  Conversely, the Falcons beat Carolina, but it wasn&#8217;t really Carolina.  They won convincingly, but Vick didn&#8217;t have a great game and Tampa isn&#8217;t letting Warrick Dunn run amok.  Tampa also, historically, contains Vick better than anyone.  I see a 3 point game, I&#8217;ll take the points, but the falcons eek it out on the scoreboard.</p>
<p><b>Outright: ATL<br />
Against the Spread:  TB</p>
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<b>Buffalo vs. MIAMI</b> (-6.5)</p>
<p>Buffalo looked excellent against the Pats last week&#8230;for 30 minutes.  And they were at home.  I&#8217;m not sold on the one week where they showed something, especially considering they didn&#8217;t win.  Couple that with Miami seething for 10 days, a superior coach, superior talent, and it&#8217;s their home debut.  This is gonna be a romp.  Lay the points.</p>
<p><b>Outright: MIA<br />
Against the Spread:  MIA</b></p>
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Houston vs. INDIANAPOLIS (-13.5)</p>
<p>You&#8217;re kidding, right?  I really did think about this.  I was thinking about how the Colts lack a running game, and how that might hold down their offense.  I was thinking about how the Texans didn&#8217;t look AWFUL against the Eagles.  I was thinking how 2 touchdowns is a lot of points to cover.<br />
Who am I kidding?  I&#8217;m putting the Colts down for a slick 45 points.  They cover.  Easily.</p>
<p><b>Outright:  IND<br />
Against the Spread:  IND</b></p>
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<b>Cleveland vs. CINCINNATI</b> (-10.5)</p>
<p>Another huge spread (one of four this week).  If I was recommending you to bet one things, I&#8217;d tell you stay away from this game at all costs.  Of course, this is for entertainment purposes only, and we don&#8217;t encourage gambling.  So I&#8217;ll take a shot.  I&#8217;m sure Cincy will win the game, but it&#8217;s a divisional game, and Cleveland looks pretty scrappy.  I think they&#8217;ll take it against the spread.</p>
<p><b>Outright:  CIN<br />
Against the Spread:  CLE</b></p>
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<b>Oakland vs. BALTIMORE (-11.5)</p>
<p>Ok, here&#8217;s the deal with the Raiders.  They&#8217;re the most horrific thing in football.  They have a putrid quarterback.  Aaron Brooks should be bagging groceries or playing for the Rhein Fire.  But because he has some athleticism and looked good 4 years ago, he has a job.  Randy Moss is extremely talented, but hey, if you can&#8217;t get him the ball, he&#8217;s useless.  Art Shell&#8230;well, he hasn&#8217;t coached since 1992.  Can you think of anything that stopped in 1992 that could make a comeback?  Nope, neither can I.  They can&#8217;t make a spread big enough for this game.  Oakland might get shut out twice.  Baltimore&#8217;s D is scary, and Steve McNair bring a level of confidence to them.  Add a healthy, non prison dwelling Jamal Lewis, and this is a joke of a game.  I&#8217;d take a 20 point spread.  Lay &#8216;em.</b></p>
<p><b>Outright:  BAL<br />
Against the Spread:  BAL</b></p>
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<b>Arizona vs. SEATLLE</b> (-6.5)</p>
<p>I love division games with a spread like this.  I especially love them early on, when Vegas isn&#8217;t all that sure what each team has going for themselves.  Here&#8217;s what I know.  Seattle just laid an egg, a bad one, and is lucky they&#8217;re not 0-1 today.  And that was against a Lions team that has very little offensive firepower.  The Cardinals have a LOT of firepower, and they&#8217;re going put up their points.  The Seahawks are interesting.  I think they miss Steve Hutchinson a lot more than people realize.  I also think this is going to be a close game, and in a close game I&#8217;ll take the home team to win&#8230;but I&#8217;ll also take the points.</p>
<p><b>Outright:  SEA<br />
Against the spread:  ARI</b></p>
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<b>SAN FRANCISCO vs. St. Louis (-2.5)</p>
<p>The Rams are grossly underrated here.  They have a fireworks display for an offense, they showed last week they can stop a good offense when they made Denver look bad for 4 quarters.  San Fran looked very gritty against the Cards on the road last week, but I think they&#8217;re outgunned.  Home or no home, I&#8217;m laying the points with perhaps the most underrated team in football.</p>
<p><b>Outright:  STL<br />
Against the Spread:  STL</b></p>
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<b>NY JETS vs. New England (-5.5)</b></p>
<p>Before the season I thought the Jets were prime 0-16 candidates.  I thought the Pats were going to be better than anyone expected.  What a difference a week makes.  The Jets reminded me of the Jets of a few years ago, those guys who were playoff level players.  I&#8217;m not saying they will be contending for much, but they&#8217;re somewhat underrated.  Meanwhile, the Pats looked flat and uninspired against the Bills last week, and they Deion Branch trade isn&#8217;t going to help that.  I think this is a dogfight, a 3 point game.  Eric Mangini knows the Pats very well and will keep the Jets in it.  I think New England takes it, but barely.  I&#8217;ll take the points.</p>
<p><b>Outright:  NE<br />
Against the Spread:  NYJ</b></p>
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<b>Tennessee vs. SAN DIEGO (-11.5)</b></p>
<p>The Titans just lost to a weak Jets team in their own field where they were outplayed for a good Ã‚Â¾ of the game.  They&#8217;re not all that talented, and now they go on the road to face a very good San Diego team on the road, and I don&#8217;t see it.  They don&#8217;t have much of a defense, and LDT is the best player in football.  Chargers win outright.  As far as the spread, I can see the Chargers covering it, but I&#8217;m not willing to bet on it.</p>
<p><b>Outright:  SD<br />
Against the Spread:  TEN</b></p>
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<b>Kansas City vs. DENVER (-10.5)</b></p>
<p>Losing Trent Green is a major problem.  The KC offensive line isn&#8217;t as good as it used to be.  The Broncos are simply better, and they&#8217;ll win the game.  That said, AFC west games are always wars, no matter who&#8217;s playing who (unless it&#8217;s the raiders this season, of course).  KC is gonna play their hearts out in Denver, and I think they&#8217;ll keep it close enough to beat the spread.</p>
<p><b>Outright:  DEN<br />
Against the Spread:  KC</b></p>
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<b>Washington vs. DALLAS (-5.5)</b></p>
<p>Both of these teams looked like hell last week in losses.  Dallas looked good for about 10 minutes against Jacksonville before the wheels came off.  The Redskins didn&#8217;t even look that good.  This game is very evenly matched, both teams have a lot of talent and just enough weak spots to lose.  I can see a scenario where the Skins hound Bledsoe, get out to an early lead, and the Drew factor kicks in at the perfect time for a game crushing interception.  However, it&#8217;s also possible that the Dallas D is too much for the Skins offense, which looked very out of sync on Monday, and they abuse the Skins on the way to a win.  Basically, I think it&#8217;s a tight game, the 5.5 points Dallas is giving up is WAY too high, so I&#8217;ll take the points.  In the end, I&#8217;m calling a 3 point Dallas win.</p>
<p><b>Outright:  DAL<br />
Against the Spread:  WAS</b></p>
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<b>Pittsburgh vs. JACKSONVILLE (-0.5)</b></p>
<p>In essentially a pick &#8216;em, I&#8217;m taking the best team.  The Steelers should have Big Ben back, and their D is going to be way too much for the Jacksonville offense.  I think the Steelers will walk in this game, period.</p>
<p><b>Outright:  PIT<br />
Against the Spread:  PIT</b></p>
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		<title>Happy Hour: Addicted to Speed</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2006 20:51:36 +0000</pubDate>
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September 14th, 2006
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Steve Price, Inside Pulse Sports<br />
September 14th, 2006</center></p>
<p>Well, the streak of consecutive weeks posting columns ended at one after a lengthy summer run, so it&#8217;s safe to say that I&#8217;m back into &#8220;lazy ass bastard&#8221; territory with the return of Slayer and Pomazak full time.  In all fairness, I&#8217;ve been battling a lot of unfortunate circumstances over the last two months, from issues on the home front to wrist injuries and PC nightmares.  Unfortunately, these aren&#8217;t the root causes for my lack of appearances as of late.  In what is sure to be the knockout punch to any serious attempts and forging a more serious sports writing career, I&#8217;ve simply become burnt out on the sports scene as of late.  Baseball has been so painful to follow this year for a noted Sox fan and Braves follower, and football is covered out the wazoo by guys light years better than myself (see: Pomazak, Nick and Slayer, David G.).  </p>
<p>I broke onto the site in 2005 by agreeing to cover NASCAR, which was best classified as a &#8220;passing interest&#8221; as far as I was concerned.  While the excitement of getting to write for a website carried me through the first two months or so, it quickly became apparent that NASCAR was too far off my radar to care enough about writing on the subject.  After a brief hockey-exclusive column, I moved into the wonderful world of a general columnist, and in no better position can I be right now.  So, when there&#8217;s nothing in the world of sports or lesbian movie hunts that excites me enough to write, a turn to the tried and true source for redneck humor and boring Sunday afternoons has to suffice.  It&#8217;s NASCAR time, baby.  Boogity!</p>
<p>It&#8217;s no secret that I&#8217;ve become &#8220;disinterested&#8221; in the NASCAR scene as of late (there&#8217;s that word again).  What may be of use to us isn&#8217;t to dwell on why NASCAR seems to suck for your former Speed Addict, but rather, to offer up suggestions on how to make the sport better.  What a wonderful idea, you say&#8230; I just so happen to have five ideas off the top of my ahead for just such an occasion.</p>
<p><b>Reshaping and &#8220;Internationalizing&#8221; the Field</b><br />
<b>Purging Cup Drivers from the Busch Series</b><br />
<b>Differentiating Between the Nextel Cup and Busch Series</b><br />
<b>Restructuring the Cup Schedule</b><br />
<b>Designing a New Championship System (Coming Later)</b></p>
<p>As you will soon see, Items #1 and 2 will mesh together, as will Items #3 and 4.  Item #5 is the meat and potatoes of the column today, and for good reason: anyone that thinks Matt Kenseth, Kurt Busch and Jimmie Johnson trading wins makes for exciting television is a moron and/or a fan of those three drivers.  Luckily, Busch has been mathematically eliminated from competing for the Cup, but that wont stop him from making life miserable for fans over the next three months.</p>
<p>[Ed. Note: My dislike of Matt Kenseth has little to do with any negative trait of his, but rather his blandness.  His victories are seldom exciting, he has no discernable personality to speak of, and his picture on television broadcasts bares a striking resemblance to Ron Howard from his youth.  Okay, I'm the only one that sees it apparently, but I still call him Opie so back off.]</p>
<p>We&#8217;re going to take this bad boy a step at a time, presenting arguments that are by no means supposed to be representative of the entire NASCAR fan base.  Merely one disgruntled fan&#8217;s point of view.  With that said, the first item on the agenda is to eliminate all traces of the &#8220;hick&#8221; label that NASCAR has produced over the years (much to my own chagrin).</p>
<p>1. <I>Reshape and &#8220;Internationalize&#8221; the Field</I><br />
Currently, the standard starting lineup for a given race will include forty three white males from the United States.  We could hop on the racial and gender equality movement that should be taking place right now as we speak, but that topic has been dealt with before here at the site so we won&#8217;t travel down <b>that</b> particular path again.  We&#8217;ve also covered the suggested attempts at landing a big driving star from a rival promotion in the past, namely Dan Wheldon, so what we are going to do here is much less glamorous, yet much more interesting and meaningful at the same time.  NASCAR lacks a true presence on the international stage, thanks in part to the (formerly accurate) perception held by international fans that NASCAR is filled with dumb rednecks going in circles for four hours.  With its recent nationalization, NASCAR really isn&#8217;t all that Southern anymore, but we&#8217;ve been down that road in past columns as well.  Most international racing fans view NASCAR as a vastly inferior product to the IRL, which is in turn viewed as peanuts compared to Formula 1.</p>
<p>The main problem NASCAR has had with attracting international viewers is that it claims to be shedding its regional roots, yet the cosmetic structure of the sport largely remains white male, which is a neat bit of retroactive stereotyping by outsiders to the sport.  If NASCAR would actively seek out drivers from various rival organizations and obtain regular rides for international drivers, the fan base would spread to other parts of the world much faster than they are now.  With that in mind, there&#8217;s a bit of house cleaning that needs to be taken care of first as far as the schedule goes.</p>
<p>When the Nextel Cup visits places like Daytona, Talladega, Indianapolis and Pocono, fans don&#8217;t pay much attention to the three or four drivers that only turn a dozen laps or so before pulling into the garage and calling it a day.  But when these same drivers are clogging up the track at places like Martinsville and Bristol, you can have a world of trouble.  So the first true order of business is to eliminate &#8220;field fillers&#8221; from the starting grids of races.  Drivers who are unable to maintain a race car that is capable of finishing a race week in and week out need to seek employment elsewhere, because they&#8217;re serving no purpose but to waste everyone&#8217;s time and resources.  One other cosmetic change will be to put a grid cap on certain races.  Having forty three drivers running around Charlotte is one thing, but forty three cars taxes all available space at a track like Martinsville.  Therefore, all tracks less than one mile in length would be subjected to a thirty-five car maximum starting field.  Under this format, there will undoubtedly be a few regular drivers who may fail to make the field based on the decreased field size.  Therefore, to counter this action, there would be a banning of all &#8220;safeties&#8221; for drivers who are qualifying for a given race.  To put it bluntly, if you&#8217;re racing at a short track, there are no &#8220;past champion&#8217;s provisionals&#8221; or guaranteed spots in the field.  You have to actually qualify to race at a track less than one mile in length.  Finally, in order to round out the field and give it an even number of starting cars, a thirty-sixth starting spot will be given to a driver the night before a race.  All drivers that fail to qualify for a short track race will be given the opportunity to race their way into the field in a &#8220;Trial Race&#8221; the night before the Nextel Cup Series race.  Each trial race will be 1/4th of the Nextel Cup Series race&#8217;s advertised distance, so for instance, the Sharpie 500 Trial Run at Bristol would be 125 laps long, a fourth of the 500 total laps that would be run in the actual race.  The winner of the trial race, pending post race inspection would be awarded the thirty sixth and final starting spot in the next day&#8217;s event.</p>
<p>Returning to the original point of this topic, an additional provision will be placed on starting grids at all racetracks.  Every Nextel Cup race at tracks one mile in length and larger will adhere to the &#8220;10 Less of 1/3 Rule&#8221;: every Nextel Cup race must feature &#8220;X&#8221; amount of international drivers.  For the sake of a starting point, the <I>minimum</I> number of international drivers in the starting field of a race must be set at ten drivers less than 1/3rd of the total number of cars in the race.  In this case: 43 cars divided by three gives us 14.3, which then is subtracted by ten and rounded up to the nearest whole to give us five international drivers per race at all tracks equal to or larger than one mile in length.  With this rule in place, the field will have a bit more international flavor, which in turn will increase the viewing base to other countries at the same time.  And as mentioned, the &#8220;10 less than 1/3rd&#8221; Rule is only a caveat for the minimum number of foreign-born drivers in a field.  Hopefully, this new-look starting grid concept will help to improve the quality and diversity of the field on race days.</p>
<p>2. <I>Purge Nextel Cup Drivers from Busch Series Competition</I><br />
This one will take a lot less time, effort and energy to explain than the previous topic.  There are several influences that created this item on the agenda, some of which were explained just a few seconds ago.  The quality of the field will have been improved by new qualifying and field rules by this point, so there is going to be an influx of drivers from the Nextel Cup Series who cannot compete with that level of talent.  Therefore, there will be no driver quotas to be filled in the Busch Series.  As long as you can observe the first rule presented in this column (be able to compete every week), you can run in the Busch Series.  However, there is a stipulation attached to running in the Busch Series: namely, you cannot race in another NASCAR (or rival) series.  The Busch Series should be as much about showcasing the next generation of superstars as it is to allow any and every one to race.  The bottom line: if you race in the Nextel Cup, you will not be racing in the Busch Series during that year.  To help reinforce this idea, we&#8217;ll be undertaking Item #3 on the agenda&#8230;</p>
<p>3. <I>Differentiate Between the Nextel Cup and Busch Series</I><br />
This item goes along with both the previous item and the next one that we&#8217;ll cover.  Basically, the Busch Series Schedule parallels the Nextel Cup Series quite closely.  The Nextel Cup Series races at Pocono and Infineon whereas the Busch Series does not.   At the same time, the Busch series only runs at certain tracks (like Talladega) once in the calendar year, and largely race at Busch Series Exclusive tracks (like Gateway International, The Milwaukee Mile, Nashville and Mexico City) on weeks that the Nextel Cup series is not running.  Otherwise, the Busch Series will be running at the same track as the Nextel Cup series on a given weekend.  This is a pretty dumb practice, because you&#8217;re inviting Nextel Cup regulars to hog field spots for themselves.  What&#8217;s more, crowd attendance at Busch Series events at tracks that also host Nextel Cup races are abysmal, largely because the paying customer knows that he&#8217;ll get a better show with all his favorite drivers on Sunday as opposed to Saturday.  Opposite of these tracks are places like Mexico City, Nashville, St. Louis and Milwaukee, who only get the Busch Series.  Since this is the only major Series (barring the Craftsman Truck) to run at these tracks, tickets sell much better at these venues.  So right off the bat, you&#8217;re opening up a stream of revenue from NASCAR-starved markets that wouldn&#8217;t otherwise be getting any racing action.  What&#8217;s more, racing at places like Rockingham, Pike&#8217;s Peak and Nazareth would provide a breath of fresh air for the television viewer, as the Nextel Cup Schedule is basically unchanging from year after year (which will be addressed next, don&#8217;t worry).  So, to help the sport grow even more, the Nextel Cup Series and Busch Series will not race at the same tracks on any given weekend.  The only exceptions to this rule are the Daytona 500 and Pepsi 400 weekends at Daytona, the Bristol race weekends, the weekend of the Brickyard 400 in Indianapolis and the weekend of the Coca-Cola 600 in Charlotte.  Furthermore, with the exceptions of Daytona, Bristol, Indianapolis and Charlotte, the Busch Series will not race at a Nextel Cup circuit during the season, and vice versa.  Once we get through Item #4, the list of tracks open to the Busch Series will become clear.  </p>
<p>4. <I>Restructure the Nextel Cup Schedule</I> <br />
Speaking of the mundane, NASCAR has gotten far too bland and boring over the past decade, with the invention of what can best be described as NASCAR&#8217;s answer to the doughnut stadium: the cookie-cutter race track.  All across the country, race tracks have taken to the terribly boring 1.5 mile tri-oval design that now finds itself at Las Vegas, Chicagoland, and Kansas.  Texas, Charlotte, and Atlanta are all 1.5 mile &#8220;D-Ovals&#8221; and are fun to watch by comparison, but the three tracks are essentially the <b>same</b> track.  New Hampshire is basically a flatter version of Dover, which makes it incredibly boring.  And to my own shock, watching a race at Dover Downs is actually not as fun as you would think, as the race is far too long and the track surface quite tame compared to the mayhem found at Bristol and Darlington.  Michigan and California boast high speeds, but very little competitive racing (California is especially prone to producing laughers).  As far as exciting races go, that leaves the short tracks (Bristol, Martinsville, Richmond), the big super speedways (Talladega, Daytona, Indianapolis, Pocono), the road courses (Infineon, Watkins Glen), and Phoenix, which is kind of like a faster version of Richmond in and of itself.  The main problem with the schedule isn&#8217;t the places that they&#8217;re going, necessarily, but the apathy generated by sheer repetition.</p>
<p>Just look at this schedule from 2006, as in the schedule that is now being ran on a television set near you:</p>
<p>02/19/06 Daytona 500 Daytona International Speedway 	<br />
02/26/06 Auto Club 500 California Speedway </p>
<p>03/12/06 UAW-DaimlerChrysler 400 Las Vegas Motor Speedway <br />
03/20/06 Golden Corral 500 Atlanta Motor Speedway <br />
03/26/06 Food City 500 Bristol Motor Speedway </p>
<p>04/02/06 DirecTV 500 Martinsville Speedway <br />
04/09/06 Samsung/RadioShack 500 Texas Motor Speedway <br />
04/22/06 Subway Fresh 500 Phoenix International Raceway </p>
<p>05/01/06 Aaron&#8217;s 499 Talladega Superspeedway <br />
05/06/06 Crown Royal 400 Richmond International Raceway <br />
05/13/06 Dodge Charger 500 Darlington Raceway <br />
05/20/06 Nextel Open Lowe&#8217;s Motor Speedway <br />
05/20/06 NASCAR Nextel All-Star Challenge  Lowe&#8217;s Motor Speedway <br />
05/28/06 Coca-Cola 600 Lowe&#8217;s Motor Speedway </p>
<p>06/04/06 Neighborhood Excellence 400 presented by Bank of America Dover International Speedway <br />
06/11/06 Pocono 500 Pocono Raceway <br />
06/18/06 3M Performance 400 presented by Post-it Picture Paper Michigan International Speedway  <br />
06/25/06 Dodge/Save Mart 350 Infineon Raceway </p>
<p>07/01/06 Pepsi 400 Daytona International Speedway <br />
07/09/06 USG Sheetrock 400 Chicagoland Speedway <br />
07/16/06 Lenox Industrial Tools 300 New Hampshire International Speedway <br />
07/23/06 Pennsylvania 500 Pocono Raceway </p>
<p>08/06/06 Allstate 400 at the Brickyard Indianapolis Motor Speedway <br />
08/13/06 AMD at The Glen Watkins Glen International <br />
08/20/06 GFS Marketplace 400 Michigan International Speedway <br />
08/26/06 Sharpie 500 Bristol Motor Speedway </p>
<p>09/03/06 Sony HD 500 California Speedway <br />
09/09/06 Chevy Rock &#038; Roll 400 Richmond International Raceway <br />
09/17/06 Sylvania 300 New Hampshire International Speedway <br />
09/24/06 Dover 400 Dover International Speedway </p>
<p>10/01/06 Banquet 400 presented by ConAgra Foods Kansas Speedway <br />
10/08/06 UAW-Ford 500 Talladega Superspeedway <br />
10/14/06 Bank of America 500 Lowe&#8217;s Motor Speedway <br />
10/22/06 Subway 500 Martinsville Speedway <br />
10/29/06 Bass Pro Shops MBNA 500 Atlanta Motor Speedway </p>
<p>11/05/06 Dickies 500 Texas Motor Speedway <br />
11/12/06 Checker Auto Parts 500 Phoenix International Raceway <br />
11/19/06 Ford 400 Homestead-Miami Speedway </p>
<p>There are thirty six races in a Nextel Cup Season, discounting the various Daytona and Charlotte extracurricular races.  However, there are only twenty two race tracks that are raced at during the season.  The reason for this is simple: Chicagoland, Kansas, Miami-Homestead, Indianapolis, Las Vegas, Infineon, Darlington and Watkins Glen are only raced once during a season.   That means only eight races in a given season are taking place at a track that will only be raced once.  As you can see, this can easily lead to an over saturation of the racing schedule.  And given the state that some of the tracks are in, you can see why this problem needs to be corrected.  So, we&#8217;re going to correct it, Happy Hour style.  Using a basic formula of &#8220;taking good tracks and putting them over bad tracks&#8221;, we can develop a new and improved schedule.</p>
<p>One of the key areas to address here (which will indirectly affect the final item) is to break up the monotonous schedule.  The basic Nextel Cup Schedule hasn&#8217;t changed in the past several years, with minor exceptions to the addition of Texas, California and Phoenix races and the subtraction of Rockingham and Darlington races.  This has to change, now.  So, the first thing we&#8217;ll do is implement a rotating schedule, with no one season the same as another.  Now, obviously certain issues will have to be taken into consideration, like running a race in the mountains of Tennessee in November or Phoenix in July.  All that aside, we can still create a nifty little schedule that will be a breath of fresh air from the same old garbage that we&#8217;ve been force fed for years now.</p>
<p>Second, we&#8217;ve got to bust up some of these exceedingly boring tracks and replace them with more entertaining venues.  With the possible inclusion of a Seattle-based racetrack and a New York City racetrack in the future, there is plenty of room left over for those additions in the future if we cancel some of these tracks&#8217; second race dates.  In some cases, we can erase the tracks two race dates from Nextel Cup Consideration, period.  Looking at the shape of things, it&#8217;s important to realize that a balanced mix of short, intermediate, long tracks and road courses will help keep things fresh for the viewer.  So, taking this into account, I&#8217;ve come up with a basic 2007 schedule that should raise a few eye brows.</p>
<p><b>2007 NASCAR Nextel Cup Schedule</b><br />
02/18/07	 Pepsi 400 at Daytona International Speedway - Daytona Beach, Florida 	<br />
02/25/07 Sonoco Grand Prix at Sebring International Raceway - Sebring, Florida</p>
<p>03/04/07	 Crown Royal 400 at Richmond International Raceway - Richmond, Virginia<br />
03/11/07	 DirecTV 500 at Martinsville Speedway - Martinsville, Virginia<br />
03/18/07	 Golden Corral 500 at Atlanta Motor Speedway - Hampton, Georgia<br />
03/25/07	 <b>Off Week</b></p>
<p>04/01/07 Telcel Motorola 350 at Autodromo Hermanos Rodriguez - Mexico City, Mexico<br />
04/08/07	 Sony HD 350 at Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca - Monterey, California	<br />
04/15/07	 UAW-DaimlerChrysler 400 at Las Vegas Motor Speedway - Las Vegas, Nevada<br />
04/22/07	 Subway Fresh 500 at Phoenix International Raceway - Phoenix, Arizona<br />
04/29/07	 Samsung/Radio Shack 500 at Texas Motor Speedway - Ft. Worth, Texas</p>
<p>05/06/07	 Aaron&#8217;s 499 at Talladega Superspeedway - Talladega, Alabama<br />
05/13/07	 Food City 500 at Bristol Motor Speedway - Bristol, Tennessee	<br />
05/20/07	 Nextel All Star Challenge at Lowe&#8217;s Motor Speedway - Charlotte, North Carolina 	<br />
05/27/07	 Coca-Cola 600 at Lowe&#8217;s Motor Speedway - Charlotte, North Carolina	</p>
<p>06/03/07	 <b>Off Week</b><br />
06/10/07	 Auto Club 500 at California Speedway - Fontana, California<br />
06/17/07 Dodge/Save Mart 350 at Infineon Raceway - Sonoma, California<br />
06/24/07	 3M Performance 400 at Race City Calgary - Calgary, Alberta, Canada</p>
<p>07/01/07	 Bank of America Neighborhood Excellence 350 at Road America - Elkhart Lake, Wisconsin<br />
07/08/07	 USG Sheetrock 400 at Chicagoland Speedway - Joliet, Illinois <br />
07/15/07 GFS Marketplace 400 at Michigan International Speedway - Brooklyn, Michigan<br />
07/22/07	 Dover 400 at Dover International Speedway - Dover, Delaware <br />
07/29/07	 Sharpie 500 at Bristol Motor Speedway - Bristol, Tennessee </p>
<p>08/05/07	 Banquet 400 at Martinsville Speedway - Martinsville, Virginia<br />
08/12/07	 <b>Off Week</b><br />
08/19/07	 <b>Off Week</b><br />
08/26/07	 <b>Off Week</b></p>
<p>09/02/07	 Mountain Dew Southern 500 at Darlington Raceway - Darlington, South Carolina	<br />
09/09/07	 Sirius at the Glen - Watkins Glen, New York<br />
09/16/07	 Pennsylvania 500 at Pocono Raceway - Long Pond, Pennsylvania<br />
09/23/07	 Allstate 400 at the Brickyard - Indianapolis, Indiana<br />
09/30/07	 Checker Auto Parts 500 at Phoenix International Raceway - Phoenix, Arizona</p>
<p>10/07/07	 UAW-Ford 500 at Talladega Superspeedway - Talladega, Alabama<br />
10/14/07	 Thunder Valley 600 at Bristol Motor Speedway - Bristol, Tennessee <br />
10/21/07	 Chevy Rock &#038; Roll 400 at Richmond International Raceway - Richmond, Virginia<br />
10/28/07	 Bank of America 500 at Lowe&#8217;s Motor Speedway - Charlotte, North Carolina</p>
<p>11/04/07	 Bass Pro Shops MBNA 500 at Atlanta Motor Speedway - Hampton, Georgia<br />
11/11/07	 Ford 400 at Homestead-Miami Speedway - Homestead, Florida<br />
11/18/07 Daytona 500 at Daytona International Speedway - Daytona Beach, Florida</p>
<p>The first noticeable change is the very first race of the season.  It&#8217;s long been contended that the most important race of the season should be the final one.  Why not make the final race of the season a real monster of an event while we&#8217;re at it?  The Daytona 500 is by far the most covered NASCAR race of the year, and quite frankly, finishing the season out at Homestead-Miami is something of a let down.  So, we will take Daytona&#8217;s July race and insert it into the season opening slot, and move the 500 to the season closer role.</p>
<p>Now, a few other changes should become apparent fairly quickly: there are more road courses on the schedule, for one thing.  Two road courses a season deprives F1 and CART fans of the ability to watch a NASCAR race more akin to what they&#8217;re used to.  Besides that, they&#8217;re a breath of fresh air from consistent left turns for nine months.  Watkins Glen and Infineon have become a part of the NASCAR schedule over the years, and it really wasn&#8217;t fair to jettison those two tracks out.  I thought temporarily of using a street race, similar to the Grand Prix at Long Beach, California, but it isn&#8217;t quite as feasible as running a race on a permanent road course.  So, we&#8217;ve brought in four new race tracks to go along with Infineon and the Glen: Autodromo Hermanos Rodriguez (from the Busch Series), Sebring International Raceway in Florida, Laguna Seca in California, Race City Calgary in Alberta, and Road America in Wisconsin.</p>
<p>Another point that jumps out at you is the ungodly amount of races at Bristol.  In my new setup, Bristol is the second most important racetrack on the circuit (behind Daytona), with Charlotte and Indianapolis coming in third and fourth, respectively.  Bristol is by far the most popular ticket in auto racing, what with a millennium-long waiting list for the place, so we gave it three races, including a spot in our new championship format (appearing next week, by the way).  Otherwise, you&#8217;ll notice certain tracks are missing (like New Hampshire and Kansas) while other tracks have unusual dates.  This will all make sense once I unveil my plans to&#8230;</p>
<p>5. <I>Design a New Championship System</I><br />
Sorry, folks.  You&#8217;re going to have to tune in next week to find out what sort of trickery I&#8217;ve got up my sleeves.  Until then, I bid you all a fond farewell.</p>
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- I neglected to post as promised yesterday. Honestly, I was at work until 7 PM, didn&#8217;t get home until 8, and had nothing to say and even less will to live. We left off at halftime of the second MNF game late Monday Night, and it was second verse same as the first. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>MIDWEEK UPDATE<br />
- I neglected to post as promised yesterday. Honestly, I was at work until 7 PM, didn&#8217;t get home until 8, and had nothing to say and even less will to live. We left off at halftime of the second MNF game late Monday Night, and it was second verse same as the first. The Chargers pounded the Raiders 27-0 behind 131 rushing yards from LT and NINE quarterback sacks, 3 by Shawne Merriman.  </p>
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- We had a TRADE yesterday. How unusual. The NFL gets more and more like fantasy football every year. The Packers, apparently pleased with Ahman Green&#8217;s 110 yard performance against the Bears, have traded Samkon Gado to the Texans, who are apparently displeased with Wali Lundy&#8217;s 31 yards against Philly. The Packers get Vernand Morency in return.</p>
<p>So, it being Wednesday, I think we&#8217;ve had time to digest everything that happened during Week One. As such, I now feel comfortable handing out both my Game Balls, and my Sweaty, Smelly Balls.</p>
<p>GAME BALL<br />
-To Steelers QB Charlie Batch. He steps into the gaping hole where Ben Roethlisberger&#8217;s appendix used to be, and all he does is throw 3 TD passes against one of the league&#8217;s better defenses.</p>
<p>- For Donovan McNabb and Chad Pennington, a couple of quarterbacks who have re-crossed the river Styx to post productive, winning openers for a pair of teams that really, really needed to start 1-0 this year.</p>
<p>SWEATY, SMELLY BALLS<br />
For the following signal callers:<br />
- Tampa&#8217;s Chris Simms, who was picked off three times<br />
-  Jake Plummer, who also pulled the hat trick for the Broncos against the Rams.<br />
- Brett Favre, for being such a whiny little bitch. Go have buttsex with Warren Sapp why don&#8217;t you.</p>
<p>GAME BALL<br />
- To Titans RB Travis Henry, 22 yards, 2 TDs. You are my fantasy football player of the week.</p>
<p>SWEATY, SMELLY BALLS<br />
- For the Niners defense, thanks for almost letting Kurt Warner single-handedly beat my fantasy team this week. Almost.</p>
<p>GAME BALL<br />
- To Anthony &#8220;A-Train&#8221; Thomas. Between the 9/11 anniversary, and him scoring a TD this weekend, I feel like it&#8217;s 2001 all over again. All&#8217;s I need now is for my girlfriend to start cheating on me, and it&#8217;ll be like I&#8217;m THERE baby!!! </p>
<p>- SWEATY, SMELLY BALLS<br />
Plopped on the noses of Larry Johnson and Shaun Alexander. Way to suck Mr. 1 and 1A fantasy football studs.</p>
<p>GAME BALL<br />
- Bestowed on Saints WR Marques Colston, the seventh round pick out of Hofstra who led the Saints in receiving and scored their only TD. Congratulations, Marques, you are this year&#8217;s Frisman Jackson.</p>
<p>-SWEATY, SMELLY BALLS<br />
To all those who read me and don&#8217;t write to me with feedback. I&#8217;m here dancing for quarters all weekend for you, and your emails are the quarters. Throw quarters at me people.</p>
<p>Aaaand I&#8217;m spent. I&#8217;ll be back this weekend, doing it just like I did this weekend. I&#8217;ll get ya some picks up on Friday or Saturday, or both, and do running commentary on Sunday. Until then, I&#8217;m playing Madden 07 on the XBox 360 I just bought today. Beeyotch!!</p>
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