REAL Football Match Report: Brazil vs. Argentina

American “football” (covered very nicely by our own Nick Pomazak) starts up next week, but we all know you came here for some commentary on REAL football…
International Friendly: Brazil vs Argentina
Brazil (4-4-2): Gomes, Cicinho (Maicon 66), Lucio, Juan, Gilberto, Elano (Julio Baptista 73), Gilberto Silva, Edmilson (Cearense 69), Daniel Carvalho (Kaka 59), Fred (Vagner Love [...]

REAL Football: News Blitz - European Championship Qualifiers

Howdy Sports fans,
Here I am for this special mid-week edition of The Real Football Rant and Chant to give you all the results from Wednesday’s European Championship Qualifiers. Well, let’s not hang around here’s the results:

European Championship Qualifying
Group A
Azerbaijan 1 - 1 Kazakhstan
Armenia 0 - 1 Belgium
Finland 1 - 1 Portugal
Poland 1 - 1 [...]

REAL Football: The Lowdown on Tevez and Mascherano

Howdy sports fans,
Yes this is late and yes I’m very, very sorry but it couldn’t be helped. Why? Well because nearly all my Saturday and Sunday was taken watching football or playing table football or reading a biography of Jose Mourinho so I simply had no time to write IPSports best (and only) football column. [...]

REAL Football: Opening Weekend of La Liga

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This is the second regular The Real Football Rant and Chant (yeah I’m surprised to see me here too) as not even my computer dying on me could stop me bringing this column to you. However, the computer problems really made it a slog to get this column finished, so you’ll have to [...]

The REAL Football Rant & Chant

Howdy sports fans,
My name is Will Cooling and this is The REAL Football Rant and Chant, from now on the place to be every Monday if you want the low down on the latest football action. In this jam packed first column of the season we have all the results from the English professional game [...]

The REAL Football Rant & Chant: World Cup Special

Howdy football fans,
My name is Will Cooling. You may know me from Writings From The Soapbox Moodspins’ best irregular political column or you may have noticed me lurking round the Nexus currently talking about some simply fabulous gay comics. However, you probably won’t remember that years ago I did two excellent football columns called [...]

The REAL Football Rant & Chant

The Real Football Rant & Chant
Hello football fans, as I once again bring your (ir)regular does of footie news, commentary and gossip…all reheated with my own half-baked opinions…sounds good eh? Well its even better because there’s no Mong this week so no detailed round up of results so [...]

Vieira, Owen, Sven, Hughes oh and some matches too!

Hello all, my name’s Will Cooling of www.comicsnexus.com, the soon to launch insidepulse/tv and formerly 411Black. Now I was looking at the sports staff forum and noticed there was no football (“soccer”) coverage. So being the massive fan I am I volunteered to write a weekly column about it until the strain of writing six [...]