Daric Barton – 1B
.226 BA .327 OBP .348 SLG
The Good News: After bottoming out offensively with a .595 OPS on August 21, Barton hit .307/.418/.525 over his final 124 plate appearances (31 games). His defense noticeably improved throughout the year – in fact the relatively esoteric stat RZR ranked him as one of the top gloves at first base in all of baseball.
After being quietly linked to Colorado Rockies OF Matt Holliday since the end of the season, the A’s “surprised” the national media that generally ignores all things Oakland by (reportedly) agreeing to a deal.
Holliday for OF Carlos Gonzalez, SP Greg Smith and RP Huston Street
Look, there are a number of angles to explore here. Will the Phillies be rusty after a week-long layoff? Did the seven-game split-decision with the Red Sox sap the Rays dry? Do the Rays have any answer for the Cole Hamels Express? Which Phillies offense will show up: the flaccid squad that couldn’t hit the Brewers or the not-as-impotent troupe that defeated the Dodgers?
The Rays make for a cute, cuddly bunch of base stealing scamps who have a whale of a pitching staff, but an inferior offense to the Red Sox. I’ll be the first one to call myself out for eating it with my White Sox/Rays guess, but unlike Chicago, Boston’s “O” can run with Tampa’s (3rd vs. 1st in team stolen bases) and reaches base better than anyone in the AL. Throw in a comparable allocation of arms on the mound and I see a competitive series, but one that’s still easy to call.
Game: Arizona Diamondbacks at Houston Astros
Date: August 16
Network: FSN-Houston
Play-by-Play: Bill Brown
Color Commentator: Jim Deshaies
“Patti” with an “I”, Annoying with an “A”: Patti Smith (Sorry, kids…the Astros have someone who’s even harder to find a picture of than the Arizona’s “interview bunny”.)
Game: Florida Marlins at Los Angeles Dodgers
Date: July 10
Network: FSN-Prime Ticket
Play-by-Play: Vin Scully
Color Commentator: None
Pre-Game Stooge Troika: Patrick O’Neal, Kevin Kennedy and Steve Lyons
Game: Cincinnati Reds at Philadelphia Phillies
Date: June 5
Network: Comcast SportsNet
Play-by-Play: Harry Kalas (1-3, 7-9 innings) Tom McCarthy (4-6 innings)
Color Commentators: Gary Matthews, Chris “Wheels” Wheeler
Game: St. Louis Cardinals at Atlanta Braves
Date: July 31
Network: Fox Sports Net-Midwest
Play-by-Play: Dan McLaughlin
Color Commentator: Al Hrabosky
Game: Detroit Tigers at Seattle Mariners
Date: July 4
Network: FSN-Northwest
Play-by-Play: Dave Niehaus (Innings 1-3); Dave Sims (Innings 4-9)
Color Commentator: Mike Blowers
Rally Fry Girl: Cara Capuano (mildly attractive in-game correspondent who hands out french fries to parasites who bring signs begging for free food)
Game: New York Yankees at Minnesota Twins
Date: June 2
Network: FSN-North (MN)
Play-by-Play: Dick Bremer
Color Commentator: Bert Blyleven